Team A vs. Team B - Page 25

[Ezzaral]

<flounder> 663 </flounder>

[jon.kiparsky]

<mackerel>661</mackerel>

(What's yellow, and hangs on the wall, and whistles?)

[Ezzaral]

663

Paint it blue instead, please.

[jon.kiparsky]

661.

No, this herring is yellow. Oh, drat, gave it away.

[Ezzaral]

663
According to Google results, most of them are green.

[jon.kiparsky]

661.

This herring, he was yellow.

[Ezzaral]

663

Yeah, okay, it's your herring to do with as you please.
I'm just saying... most seem to prefer them green.

[jon.kiparsky]

661

Just an old riddle that came to mind. What's brown and sticky?

[Ezzaral]

663
A stick. :P (You or someone else posted that somewhere on here before)

[jon.kiparsky]

Drat.
661.
What's green and has wheels?

[Ezzaral]

663

A painted mackrel with wheels stuck on its sides?

[jon.kiparsky]

661

Grass! (I lied about the wheels)

There's also a good knock-knock joke, but you have to start it.

[Ezzaral]

663

I lost a good friend to a knock-knock start gone bad back in '78. I just can't relive that. Sorry.

[jon.kiparsky]

Sorry, didn't mean to bring up bad memories.
661

[Ezzaral]

663

I've healed and learned to go on with other forms of jokes. It's not so bleak as it might seem.

[SgtMe]

665. Sorry I was away for a day :)

[apines]

667

Ezzaral - I was touched by your story.

[jon.kiparsky]

Man, Ez. Playing the sympathy card works for you!
665.

[nick.crane]

663

[jon.kiparsky]

661.

[apines]

663

[jon.kiparsky]

661

[SgtMe]

663

[jon.kiparsky]

661

[SgtMe]

663

[apines]

665

[jon.kiparsky]

663.

[apines]

no, it's 665 - don't worry, ever counted, ever failed doesn't matter - count again, count better :)

[jon.kiparsky]

663, I'm afraid - but you're only off by a bit. :)

[SgtMe]

665
Sorry Jon. It's 2 to 1 on this. We win ;)