Yo mama is so old that I told her to act her own age, and she died.
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
For those Dragonball Z fans out there...
Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale, her weight was OVER 9000!!!
mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster
Yo mama is so fat that when she went to a Star Wars convention in a "Slave Leia" costume, she won the price for best Jabba the Hutt costume.
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
If we were to code yo momma in a C++ function she would look like this: double momma (double fat){ momma(fat);return momma;}; //yo momma is recursively fat.
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Yo momma is so fat, she has her own moons.
cproger 4 Posting Pro
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumped for joy... she got stuck
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so dumb, she took a spoon to the super bowl
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry in high school just cause she heard there was gonna be some pi.
cproger commented: haha +0
cproger 4 Posting Pro
Yo mama is so fat she died. The End! :)
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so old, the big bang blinded her
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
Yo mama's so fat that she expresses her weight in scientific notation.
diafol
Yo momma is so poor she used to make her own candy from the dried snot under the table.
Aeonix commented: Eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!! :D +0
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so old, her first car was a t-rex.
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.
<M/> commented: ROFL +0
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.
lol ;D
LastMitch
It's nice to see all you people love your mothers so much.
oh my goodness. I usually avoid posting on here but can't help it because it was so funny & sarcastic. =)
diafol
Yo Mamma's so friendly, they sent a football team through her
cproger 4 Posting Pro
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so fat, she keeps the earth in orbit.
mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster
Yo mama is so fat that when she goes near the ocean, the tide rises.
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so ugly, she turned medusa into stone
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
The derivative of your mom is strictly positive.
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so smelly, if she is on tv, you can still smell her.
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
If yo momma was so smelly yo daddy must have been awful drunk when yo were conceived :P)
HoverportMedia 0 Posting Whiz in Training
Yo mama so stupid she thought the harlem shake was a drink.
cproger 4 Posting Pro
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
yo momma is so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "what a treasure" and her dad said, "yeah, lets bury it".
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