Here are my favorite geek quotes I have a couple of shirts with some of them on.
P.S I don’t suggest wearing a shirt with #15 to school if you are still stuck in those rat holes like me.
1. There is no place like 127.0.0.1
2. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don’t.
3. Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken
4. You know it’s love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
5. I had a dream… and there were 1’s and 0’s everywhere, and I think I saw a 2!
6. Roses are #FF0000,
Violets are #0000FF.
All my base
Are belong to you.
7. If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0
8. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code
9. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
10. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?
11. The box said ‘Requires Windows 95 or better’. So I installed LINUX.
12. Windows 98 supports real multitasking - it can boot and crash simultaneously
13. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.
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