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A short note about age I have it The modern definition of age "I am so old I have to page down twice to find my birth year on date pickers"

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that question is so ... **things we perhaps should not post in a reply** "You personify the zero end of every 0-10 scale" "We have never seen that point on the zero-bullshit scale before" "right down the bottom end of the forethought 0-10 scale "the first thing your potential customers …

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<grumpy> :( 2 years run an offline mirror of the site, ensuring MYSQLI and MYSQL act exactly the same in my situation, duplicating every transaction Checking and modifying the scripts, there are some dfferences: backed up the DB, uploaded the altered scripts, went live; the host crashed Currently running from …

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Couldn't log in. Couldn't request reset. Immediate thought, I have p-ed off majorly those I should not. Those who have met me in person will be able to affirm this, I am **expletive** 99% of the time. I have been banned from other sites before, permanently (sadly often), and assumed …

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Although saddened by the passing of more of the stars of my youth I wonder if, at the funeral, they played the parody : When-a, When-a, When-a, it's my turn to go I wanna be cremated Don't need a shov-el, or a back hoe I wanna be cremated Just get …

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Sometimes, the questions asked are so banal, mindless, or have been repeated so often that . . . (rant rant rant) for those times, a little humor let me google that for you [lmgtfy.com](http://www.lmgtfy.com) just google it [justgit.com](http://www.justgit.com) let you create a link with just the *right* amount of sarcasm …

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![305e35d7292fca3d0c7b4659bf20d6fb](/attachments/fetch/L2ltYWdlcy9hdHRhY2htZW50cy8xLzMwNWUzNWQ3MjkyZmNhM2QwYzdiNDY1OWJmMjBkNmZiLmpwZw%3D%3D/500 "305e35d7292fca3d0c7b4659bf20d6fb") I was thinking about dogs, getting one, a house isnt complete without at least one dog, and the above description of Labradors just broke me up

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A timely piece of advice from which I am sure we could all benefit. Finishing Things: I am passing this on because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives. Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve …

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javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0 the codescrap entered in the address bar makes any web page locally editable, you can play with any element or content

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With apologies to the author (whomsoever they may be), the email that included this article did not attribute it, and did not preserve the original, the emailer is not the author, merely forwarded it to the one person in their region identified as [B]the[/B] Australian, this is a very small …

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:-/ All you men watch out Women take time and money[INDENT]woman = time * money[/INDENT] time is money[INDENT] woman= money * money = money^2[/INDENT] money is the root of all evil [INDENT]woman = (evil^1/2)^2[/INDENT] [INDENT]=> woman = evil[/INDENT]

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It hasnt taken much to push me over the edge today first time posters who ask for the world without any effort at all have decided to push my buttons its not my bad temper of course [noparse]http://lmgtfy.com/?q=and+do+you+want+me+to+wipe+your+***+for+you+as+well[/noparse]

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What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? …

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Got directed to these [url=http://www.addedbytes.com/cheat-sheets/php-cheat-sheet/]cheat sheets [/url] php css scripting regular expressions 'et al' had to pass the link on

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everybody knows strtotime is buggy in and around february first day +1month at the 29 30 31 January typically puts you in march 1 not Feb 1 last day of the month is not always 28 feb, may be march I have a script for my own use, residential leases …

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