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Re: ‘Advanced AI should be treated similar to Weapons of Mass Destruction’ 2 Months Ago by rproffitt UPDATE: Feb 4, 2025 — Google on Tuesday updated its ethical guidelines around artificial intelligence, removing commitments not to apply the technology to weapons or surveillance. HUMOR 17 Years Ago by terence193 Hey PPl I started this thread for some humor... Please post your jokes here... () <-- --> () Have Fun Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by sneekula Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it. Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by GrimJack farooqaaa, The humor lies in the speed - he gets off work at 17:… Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Ene Uran Who says elephants don't have a sense of humor? Hope not .... Q: "What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?" A: "An elephant with diarrhea." Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by uniquestar [url]http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread77206.html[/url] Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by sneekula Child: "Mom, why do you have strands of grey hair mixed in with your dark hair?" Mother: "Every time you disobey, I get one strand of grey hair. If you want me to stay pretty, you better obey." Child after some thinking: "Mom, why is Grandma's hair all grey?" Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by GrimJack <<long story detailing all the petty grievances of the day leading to - >> I finally got the cash register to open and drawer shot out spilling change all over the floor. I was on my hands and knees picking up change when the phone rang, I stood up to answer it and smacked my head on the still-open register drawer. When I got to the … Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by digitalocksmith The future of google: [URL=http://photoserver.ws/][IMG]http://photoserver.ws/files/3lh8kaan6y4z6j2g8chb.jpg[/IMG][/URL] Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by sneekula A couple, desperate to conceive a child, went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "I'm going on a sabbatical to Rome," he replied, "and while I'm there, I'll light a candle for you." When the priest returned three years later, he went to the couple's house and found the wife pregnant, busily attending to two … Re: HUMOR 17 Years Ago by bumsfeld [QUOTE]Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on[/QUOTE] The Reply: [QUOTE]Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Lardmeister An elderly man had serious hearing problems for many years. He went to hearing specialist who was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that gave him perfect hearing again. The elderly man went back after a month to see the specialist who asked him, "Is your family pleased with your perfect hearing?" The elderly man … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by GrimJack I just ran across this (old) joke: "Man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, whenever I fart it sounds like this", and demonstrates. There is a drawn out noise that sounds for all the world like "Honda!". He does it again, and again it sounds like he's calling out the name of the Japanese manufacturer. "What is wrong … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Lardmeister A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man says, "Look buddy, I'm blonde. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blonde. The bouncer is blonde. The man sitting over to your left is also blonde. Still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Lardmeister Q: "How do you make the average blonde laugh on Friday?" A: "Tell her a joke on Monday!" Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by steven woodman Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? ..............................You cant unload a truck of bowling balls with a pitch fork. Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Ene Uran A husband and wife went to the marriage counselor. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they ever had in the 20 years of marriage. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she… Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by bumsfeld There was this blonde driving down the road. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in the nearby field, rowing her boat with no water in sight. The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, "What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes very bad name. If I could … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by bumsfeld Lady Helen went to her priest with her major problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?" "That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by Lardmeister “I’ve sure gotten old,” said my grandpappy. “I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, and new knees. I fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. I have bouts with dementia, and have such poor … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by fierykido this joke does not oringinate from me.its just to make every one have a laugh. a couple have a memory problem and cannot remember well.the doctor advised them to write down everything they need to remember on a piece of paper.a night, the wife said to her husband,"go and help me cut a piece of straw berry cake.go on write it on a piece of … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by sittas87 A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, who is really happy to see you? Now you know!! Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by maydhyam [B]THIS IS A GOOD AND SIMPLE REASONING!![/B] A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop. The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey Doc, want to take a … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by sneekula My father bought an exercise machine to help him lose weight. He set it up in the basement, but didn’t use it much, so he moved it to the bedroom. It gathered dust there, too, so he put it in the living room. Weeks later I asked how it was going. He said. “I do get more exercise now. Every time I close the drapes, I have to walk around … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by sittas87 There was this couple who were running late preparing for the big party, and it just so happened that the husband had on a pair of trousers that had a buttoned fly, one button of which had come off and needed sewing. The wife simply did not have the time to tend to it so she suggested he run across the street to have her lady friend take care of … Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by JobMatchNow What did the computer say to another computer? No thing they are not on a network. Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by cook Two friends: - I heard that you have made a band. - Yes, it's a quartet. - How many of you are there? - There are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask? Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by selfhelpebooks Some good ones! The one I like is: Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems. :D Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by ZZucker A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they are stupid, stand up!" After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?" "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" Re: HUMOR 16 Years Ago by maydhyam According to a news report, a certain private school in Abbotsford, was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick, and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every …