Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by The Dude A different approach of deciding who has been naughty or nice :icon_sad: [url]http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/12/25/santa.shooting/index.html[/url] Re: Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by GrimJack The 'santa' had planned to flee to Cananda - he had thousands of dollars taped to his legs and corset(?) and a ticket but he accidently burned himself so badly he could not stand the pain and killed himself. His car was booby-trapped so he could kill more. Now is when I wished I believed in hell. NORAD Santa Gearing Up for 2009, with Google Digital Media Digital Marketing by slfisher …;http://googlegeodevelopers.blogspot.com/2009/12/this-year-santa-is-totally-plugged-in.html"]Google Geo …Roebuck & Co. advertisement for children to call Santa misprinted the telephone number," explains the [URL="…Google said more than 8 million people tracked Santa. Until the Santa tracking actually starts, kids can watch a [… Tracking Santa with Google Maps and Google Earth Community Center by slfisher … year using state-of-the-art technology to track Santa. Currently, the organization said it uses four high-…tech systems to track Santa – radar, satellites (using the infrared signature from … [URL="http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2008/12/tracking-santa-backstory.html"]Google[/URL] got involved in 2004,… Re: NORAD Santa Gearing Up for 2009, with Google Digital Media Digital Marketing by InsightsDigital Thanks for sharing this story. I personally liked it and it gives hope to children that Santa is alive. Reminds me of an episode I saw of the Twilight Zone where Art Carney played a Sears Santa who became a true santa and little kids tracked him now. Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar …true yet somewhat funny (IMO) scientists explanation of why santa can't possibly exist: [quote=http://www.brillianet.com… have tried to answer the question, "Does Santa come with flying reindeer to deliver presents at Christmas?&…reindeer team will be vaporized within 0.00426 seconds. Santa will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500 times… Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Chainsaw … like a few seconds has gone by. Clearly, then, what Santa is doing is SLOWING DOWN, not speeding up! Then it… who think a few seconds have gone by while for Santa, he has HOURS and HOURS. As for dealing with the… Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Kusanagi03 Or simply Santa knows how to create a wormhole via the Casimir Equation (i think thats the correct one) Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by vegaseat [QUOTE]The reindeer, payload, Santa and sleigh would therefore weigh more than 353,430 tons.[/QUOTE] Reactionless thrusters and time dilation effects explain a lot, but the average roof would have a hard time with this weight! Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by vegaseat …]I think that should read: 378 million people celebrate the Santa and sleigh Christmas worldwide As I remember from my military… Help Santa get a drink! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by The Dude Use your arrow keys to move Santa around to get his drinks. Careful not to hit the RR tracks or you'll electrocute the poor old guy!! There are "sound effects" also (burping and such :D) I got 846 :D (It gets really hard) [url]http://www.banditos.info/speles/sobersanta2.swf[/url] Re: What did santa bring? Community Center Geeks' Lounge by vikonava Santa brought me a big and nice finger ¬¬ (nothing) Re: Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by sneekula A real sick place! However, in my place someone attempted to karate kick (as seen in some movie) my front door in two days before xmas to steal my meager xmas presents. One way to get presents for your loved ones! Re: Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Ene Uran I think the Canadians are very lucky! Re: Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by GrimJack I think they are very lucky -- Canada will not allow extradition if the prisoner is facing a death penalty trial. It would have become real messy! Re: Santa Kills 8;turns Gun on Himself Community Center Geeks' Lounge by The Dude I heard its up to 9 now :( Re: Secret santa Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Ancient Dragon … desire to pass on his belief in random kindness, Secret Santa has decided it's time to reveal his identity. He… Re: What did santa bring? Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Ancient Dragon [QUOTE=vikonava;294036]Santa brought me a big and nice finger ¬¬ (nothing)[/QUOTE] Naughty all year huh?:eek: Notebook computer camera and Python Programming Software Development by ZZucker Santa just brought me a fancy notebook computer and I want to know if anyone has some experiemce with accessing that little camera with Python code? Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by moderate_rock48 lmao, thats great. dont you know silly, he has a time stopper. Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by jwenting Correct. The "scientists" who came up with this nonsense never heard of reactionless thrusters or time dilation effects. While in the past the reindeer may well have been functional I'd venture that currently they're mainly kept for appearances' sake and the real propulsion system is more advanced. Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by frrossk Sure... Regarding the Darwin's theory, there might appear some species of reindeer with an "onboard turbo-jet engine" :LOL: Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar umm I've already posted this [i]yesterday[/i] here, my thread's just two rows below this too:(: [url]http://www.daniweb.com/techtalkforums/thread15956.html[/url] Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by OurNation ive seen this before and its hilarious Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar lol yeah it is pretty funny Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar helloooo this is a duplicate thread, c'mon someone close this...><' Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar .......... Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by OurNation ya it is a duplicate to badd i dont have the power to close it ; ( Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hexstar ok threads appear to have been merged :cool:, posts made by me about this being a duplicate thread are no longer true as I made this thread P.S. Thanks to whoever merged the threads for merging them Re: Scientists explain why santa doesn't exist Community Center Geeks' Lounge by nopostcard 378 million people celebrate Christmas worldwide? That's silly. Europe has more than that (meaning from France to Poland, and from Scandinavia to Spain)