The daisies in my garden asked me that just the other day. I felt they were asking too many questions and had my cat "teach them a lesson."
What is the nutritional value of Green Eggs and Ham?
DeanMSands3 69 Junior Poster
4evrmrepylrning 0 Newbie Poster
π/0
Why, Larry? Why???
Rouf mir 0 Light Poster
coz larry thinks so
why hot dog?
mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster
I didn't say "hot dog", I said: "That's hot! Dawg!"
Why is the Moon so far away?
mark.li.940436 0 Newbie Poster
So that you cant touch him like your G/F or B/F?
Why I got Wet whenever I take a bath?
vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster
IE is only used to download mozilla, google chrome or opera
Why god created girls
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
to give us guys something to play with.
what's blowing in the wind?
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
Pages of obsolute computer manuals.
Why to learn, when we learn two new questions for each answer?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
so that there will be books
what makes a girl attractive ?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Depends on you (think about it guys)...
Why is knowledge important
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
coz we have brain
why do zombies love to eat brains?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
it is yummy.
Why are fat people fat?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
coz they're fat
why are there no zombies?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Because they are asleep.
Why do i have a cat avatar?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
because you don't have a dog avatar
why are apples red ?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
because green is sour.
why am i human?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
to spread further your race
why am i handsome?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
because you think you are.
why do i have a 6 pack?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
coz you want to be a baker at heart
why are there no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
because there isn't
why does 1 + 1 = 2?
azareth 5 Posting Whiz in Training
coz it's not 3.
why does '+' mean 'to add' and 'x' mean 'to multiply' ?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
because its math.
why are movies most of the time boring.
Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster
because you have a rotton attitude?
Why does Michael have a rotton attitude
<M/> commented: yup :) +0
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
because he does :)
Why is my avatar a fat cat raiding tree house.
Gabrielle7 0 Newbie Poster
Because the cat thinks he can get inte the tree house
Ok a really silly question but yet no one can answer
Why do spiderman do not form part of the Avengers?
AARTI SHRIVAS 2 Posting Pro in Training
becuase he is busy in some other project
name the paerson who invented this IT field
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
that one IT dude.
why am i a guy?
AARTI SHRIVAS 2 Posting Pro in Training
becuase you are not a girl
why god send to us on earth?
<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster
Because he felt like it.
Why was my birthday yesterday?
TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster
Let's see. You posted that two days ago, so the answer is because you were not born yesterday. :)
If one is too big for their britches, does that mean they need to lose some weight?
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