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TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster

12 Years Ago

I don't know.

But if you did, would they eat the nasty bugs like they do in my garden?

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IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 1 · 2013-03-02T19:08:44+00:00

because you are ancient dragon.
Why mike is older than ancient dragon.

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 2 · 2013-03-02T20:08:15+00:00

because he is probably only half my age.

why does pizza taste sooo good?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 3 · 2013-03-02T21:38:33+00:00

It doesn't, it's the burps afterwards that do.

I'll ask again: Are we there yet?!!!!

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 4 · 2013-03-02T22:32:27+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

12 Years Ago

MAYBE!

Why is Tim Cook a horrible CEO

Edited 12 Years Ago by <M/>

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70 Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 5 · 2013-03-02T22:45:46+00:00

Ancient Dragon 5,243 Achieved Level 70

12 Years Ago

Nover heard of him

Who is Tim Cook

tux4life 2,072 Postaholic · Answer 6 · 2013-03-02T23:23:21+00:00

It is somebody who likes cooking.
Is it possible to have ladybugs in source code?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 7 · 2013-03-02T23:47:52+00:00

No, they eat tiny characters you type in your code?

Why are dogs better than cats?

IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 8 · 2013-03-03T04:42:39+00:00

because dogs don't attack a bird house.

Why is the cat on my avatar attacking a bird house.

Why astronauts are in state of free fall in space?

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking Team Colleague Featured Poster · Answer 9 · 2013-03-03T06:24:27+00:00

mike_2000_17 2,669 21st Century Viking

12 Years Ago

Because they're not wearing a parachute.

Can a whale drown?

IIM 163 Master Poster · Answer 10 · 2013-03-03T07:53:16+00:00

yes they do when they are sleeping.

Why whales are Aquaphobic?

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 11 · 2013-03-03T08:02:00+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

12 Years Ago

Because they aren't landophobic.

Why is 2 > 0?

tux4life 2,072 Postaholic · Answer 12 · 2013-03-03T11:11:37+00:00

It isn't, 0 consists out of more pixels.
I lost my mind, how do I get it back?

TnTinMN 418 Practically a Master Poster · Answer 13 · 2013-03-03T15:56:54+00:00

I'll answer and ask all at the same time: Are you sure that it is worth the effort?

Sorry, no offense intended, I just could not resist being a Smart aleck. Besides, I had to beat Michael to the punch line.

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 14 · 2013-03-03T18:03:30+00:00

I had to beat Michael to the punch line

•o•

I will assume that "Are you sure that it is worth the effort?" is the question.

Maybe.

Why are pandas fat.

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 15 · 2013-03-26T07:07:54+00:00

the pandas are fat cause they never exercise.

Why the cat in ur picture scratching the post???

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 16 · 2013-03-26T07:21:48+00:00

because he wants to show off his purrty claws.

Why am i posting here?

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 17 · 2013-03-27T18:33:36+00:00

u hav a lot of time to waste in thinking the stupid answer

why superman wears his underwear outside his pants????

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 18 · 2013-03-27T20:37:05+00:00

because he is wearing another underwear in his pants.

why am i awesome.

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 19 · 2013-03-28T05:19:50+00:00

beacuse you are not awful...

Why the cat in your pic is fat???

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 20 · 2013-03-28T05:45:45+00:00

He is not fat, he is poofy.

Why do I have a 6 pack :D

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 21 · 2013-03-28T07:11:18+00:00

Beacuse you might have spent about 22 hours in the gym everyday without doing anything else.

Why Bill Gates named his OS Microsoft Windows when his surname is Gates related to Doors??

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 22 · 2013-03-28T07:39:48+00:00

You can ask his wife why he named his company microsoft (if you know what I mean :D) and he also called it windows because gates are hard to see through.

Why am I 6 feet tall even though I am 15.

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 23 · 2013-03-28T07:48:26+00:00

cause someone might have stretched you.

Why the ice is cold

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 24 · 2013-03-28T07:59:27+00:00

because it is not hot.

why do celebs hate paparazzi.

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 25 · 2013-03-28T13:07:44+00:00

beacause celebs are already in love with someone else

Why the letter on the keyboard are not arranged in the alphabetical order???

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 26 · 2013-03-28T22:54:20+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

12 Years Ago

why not?

Why don't i have 8 limbs

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 27 · 2013-03-29T11:11:42+00:00

cause you already have 2

Why the spiderman shoots webs

<M/> 170 Why so serious? Featured Poster · Answer 28 · 2013-03-29T22:39:01+00:00

<M/> 170 Why so serious?

12 Years Ago

because he wants too.

Why is daniweb purple.

vinnitro 12 Newbie Poster · Answer 29 · 2013-03-31T20:29:49+00:00

cause it is maybe the creator's favorite color

why there is cat in ur profile