Lardmeister

[QUOTE=The Dude;477699]Thank you buddy,i like making people happy :)[/QUOTE]It sure works.

HAL: "Dave, although you took thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move." DAVE: "Read my lips! No new taxes!"

A chance to put down your money wisdom in writing. [QUOTE]If you can count your money, you are not a very rich man![/QUOTE]

Grrrrrrrrrreat stuff there dude!

Very timely subject!

The World Bank was hacked in March of 2005, when they made Bushman Paul Wolfowitz president.

[QUOTE=~s.o.s~;704163]I *love* IE for two reasons: • It brings out the real human within the developers. • It makes me realize life is not always a bed of roses. :-)[/QUOTE]Believe it or not, ~s.o.s~'s well-organized logic makes sense to me.

I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world. (quoted by a fine American, Albert Einstein)

Congratulations Grim, zeroth, Henri and soon scru. I have enjoyed all your great contributions. Makes my hot chocolate taste even better this morning!

Let's lay this thread to rest with one of W's famous quotes: "If you're a younger person, you ought to be asking members of Congress and the United States Senate and the president what you intend to do about it. If you see a train wreck coming, you ought to …

Fast women, does that mean they are running away from you with great haste?

Welcome and see you at the Geek's Lounge then! We need a few enlightened folks there.

HTML is a good start! Welcome. Take a look at C# or Python.

I agree that people that spit constantly anywhere are repugnant! Welcome to this mostly non-spitting computer community.

Welcome! We will try to keep you happy!

We do have a Java Forum.

Java and C#, nice combination! You must be very smart and we welcome you to DaniWeb.

Try this: [code] num = [1,2,3,4,5,6] print sum(num) [/code]

[url]http://www.daniweb.com/forums/thread146711.html[/url]

This dog beats many of our ho-hum professional journalists.

Welcome to DaniWeb, where we gather in one place, and solve problems, give suggestions, and celebrate the happiest movements.

Yeah, jasimp might be on to something here! It could be a new phenomenon that shields gravity's effect from being observable.

Would be interesting to have one of those things McCain invented.

Good grief, here is Karl Rowe, Bushe's most trusted adviser for many years, calmly telling us that Palin was mayor of Alaska's second largest city. A fact that has totally escaped the citizens of Fairbanks Alaska. With a keen sense of geography like that, no wonder we invaded Iraq. Maybe …

[QUOTE=jlm699;691560]That or simply pass a to test: [code=python]words = ["aero", "aesthet", "andr", "arch", "arch", "ast", "baro",\ "biblio", "bio", "cardi", "chron", "cosm", "crat", "cycl", "dem", "dont",\ "dogma", "dox", "esth"] answers = ["air", "sense", "man", "man", "chief", "ancient", "star", "weight",\ "book", "life", "heart", "time", "universe", "rule", "circle", "people",\ "tooth", "opinion", "belief", "feeling"] …

It's election time in the USA and the mumbo jumbo is flying wild! Whatever country you live in, we like your observations. Here is one from Saudi Arabia: "Sixty years of progress without change!"

Stop by at the Geek's Lounge over a cup of slow java.

Love those comments on the site's pictures! There is a lot of humour out there: [url]http://www.viceland.com/int/dos.php[/url]

[QUOTE=GrimJack;691900]Here is some cool [URL="http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=video-game-vest-simulates"]hardware[/URL] I won't get - I play shooters and get shot way too often to want to 'feel the pain'.[/QUOTE]Now that is cool stuff!

When you see them, post them. Just a few examples: Trash Hauling Business: "Satisfaction guaranteed or double your trash back." Concrete Company: "We dry harder." Window Cleaners: "Your pane is our pleasure." Vacuum Cleaner Sales: "Our business sucks."

Thanks Dude, you are wonderful!

If you know of a good headline, post it here. [COLOR="Red"][B]Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted[/B][/COLOR]

[QUOTE=jwenting;516690]there are things in the sky that are at some stage unidentified, these are UFOs. Once they are identified (as they invariably are) they're UFOs no longer. So yes, there are UFOs but no, they're not extraterrestrial spaceships. And yes, there's likely life on other planets but no, they're not …

I would recomment the field of politics. Check out Karl Rove's spectacular success.

Welcome and much luck with your studies!

Glad to see another top notch C++ programmer join DaniWeb!

I have a similar affliction, but mine is comedy rather than music. Anyway, welcome to the mostly friendly folks at DaniWeb!

Welcome! Let us know what you want to learn.

Welcome to our awesome virtual community. I am sure you will find some experts close enough to your excellent background.

Welcome, see you in the Tech Talk Hardware corner.

Yeah, nice avatar! Welcome!

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.

Like our present fearless non-blinking leader so ably says: "That's just the nature of democracy. Sometimes pure politics enters into the rhetoric."

The many Vista users here envy you a lot! Welcome and congratulation on your wisdom to go with a Mac.

Welcome Ms. Dipti, hope you are having fun with C++.

Welcome to the DaniWeb Techies' Lounge!

DaniWeb has a VB.NET forum at: [url]http://www.daniweb.com/forums/forum58.html[/url] The many excellent experts there can certainly help you, but you need to post your questions there!

I hope you enjoy your flash and action scripting sunny days in AZ!

"Once I sit for programming I don't get to know how time goes." Sounds very familiar to me. Welcome to the many "where did all the time go" folks here at DaniWeb. :)

Once you post this in the right forum here on DaniWeb, I am sure qualified people will help you. Try Tech Talk.