Posts by maydhyam

Oh ok, thanks for your help.

For the CSI:
How to Become a Crime Scene Investigator

1) Start by earning a degree in Crime Scene Investigation, Criminal Justice or a Physical Science (the most common degree is a bachelor's degree in criminal justice)
2) Some crime scene investigator jobs will require individuals to have police officer status or a higher education with a strong background in science.
3) Read more about a crime scene investigator career below and then request free information from schools that will give you the skills to pursue a career as a crime scene investigator.

A Crime Scene Investigator Career provides individuals with both an intellectual challenge as well as an exciting day to day job environment. As forensic technology continues to develop, crime scene investigator jobs are gaining in popularity. As a crime scene investigator, you can expect to be called on to the scene of complex crimes including those such as home invasion, burglary, armed robbery, homicides, and sexual assault. You must be prepared to work any time of the day or night whenever and wherever a crime occurs.

Crime Scene investigator jobs consist of a number of duties including assessing and processing the crime scene, gathering and transferring evidence, viewing autopsies, attending conferences and briefings with police agencies, preparing detailed crime reports, testifying in court, maintaining equipment, and continuing your education.

As for the computer part, they pretty much keep up with the latest technologies and utilize them to their advantage.

For the 'Ordinary' …

"The Shredder"

A young engineer was leaving the office at 3.45 p.m. when he found the Acting CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the Acting CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document, and my secretary is not here. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young engineer. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent, excellent!" said the Acting CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine, "I just need one copy."
Lesson:
Never, ever assume that your boss knows what he's doing.

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for breakfast in the morning. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible! 'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she replies. . .

Wait for it. .

It's coming. .

The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

She says:
'You just happened to catch my eye.'

I love Hatake Kakashi...he is totally awesome...

In a world without walls and fences, who needs windows and gates?

"...not tonight, dear.....I have DSL"

" The hard part of doing a difficult job is getting started."
--- John Seay

C:\
c:\dos
c:\dos\run
c:\dos\run, dos, run

hi can is ask what is that white hat hacking??? can u teach me how to do it just a simple one
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tnx

Technogeek,
This is not the forum to teach people how to hack. In this particular thread, we are only becoming more aware of the hackers and their behaviour so that we can protect ourselves in the future. It would be greatly appreciated if you can simply follow the thread.

According to a news report, a certain private school in Abbotsford, was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick, and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror, leaving dozens of little lip prints.

Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done.

She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian, who had to clean the mirrors every night. To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required.

He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and
cleaned the mirror with it.

Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers.... and then there are educators.