Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Reverend Jim I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said, "thank you." I said, "Don't mention it." Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Pebble94464 Two elephants jump off a cliff. Boom boom! Re: Hi everyone, I'm denmark-123 Community Center Say Hello! by rproffitt Best Danish joke I heard today follows: Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen: Do you want to hear a Joke? Trump: Sure. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen: **Greenland.** Trump: I don't get it. Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen: Exactly. Re: Best way to find a segment of code that matches a given input segment? Programming Software Development by rproffitt I'm going to start with a joke: Q. How do I get to Carnegie Hall? A. Practice, … Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Salem I found an advert for a really nice looking DeLorean car. I asked about the mileage, and they replied it was only used from time to time. Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Dani A friend in the SEO industry (Jim Boykin) used to have a Delorean he bought off of EBay with the license plate TIMECAR. He’s since sold it, unfortunately. Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by MasoodDidThat Schrödinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t. Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Reverend Jim Rex was a very stupid dog, except for one thing: he could play the kazoo. His owners, George and Mary Heel, exploited him shamelessly with several performances a day, but Rex just wagged his tail and kept tooting. Finally, the SPCA filed a complaint against his owners: “The Heels star a live witless hound of music.” Re: Time for some humour before Jan 20 Community Center Geeks' Lounge by MasoodDidThat Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because light attracts bugs. Joke! Must Read it...Men Vs. Women Community Center Geeks' Lounge by GreenDay2001 … them! Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good! Male readers… Joke program Programming Software Development by pythonnewbie10 … ask the user if they would like to hear another joke or quit out of the program I need some guidence… Re: Joke Post Community Center Geeks' Lounge by samarudge … and tells you the file format is unknown. Printer A joke in poor taste. A printer consists of three main parts… Re: Joke... HILARIOUS!! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by BitBlt I was gonna post a joke, but it was too tasteless. Maybe later. Re: Joke... HILARIOUS!! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by almostbob [QUOTE=hotmatrixx;1570587]I like to think that I am a 'practising christian'. [/QUOTE] How long do you have to practice before you get it right?? well it is a joke thread, send all compaints to the moderators by clicking the "flag Bad post" button at left Re: A joke ... Community Center Geeks' Lounge by )BIG"B"Affleck … they're fighting for now days. That party is a joke serioulsy! And where the hell has tom [b]Daschle[/b… economy & Iraq speeches, now that communist really is a joke. Anyway, read it and weep liberals. [b]BUSH/CHENNEY 2004… Re: Your Favorite Joke Community Center Geeks' Lounge by cwarn23 I got a joke that is more of a prank which I accidentally did … but a person called me". True story but funny joke. Re: what is the funniest joke you have listened recently ? Community Center Geeks' Lounge by <M/> … was pretty funny (some may not find it as a joke): These are the most "obvious questions", or in… a commercial airplane?) Orange, of course I also found this joke, may not be the most appropriate but it was hilarious… A joke ... Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Dani [url="http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2004/01/04/news/news3.txt"]http://www.chippewa.com/articles/2004/01/04/news/news3.txt[/url] This is a joke, right? ;) Re: A joke ... Community Center Geeks' Lounge by )BIG"B"Affleck Thats no joke. I just saw the coverage on FOX news via sheppo Re: A joke ... Community Center Geeks' Lounge by samaru [QUOTE=)BIG"B"Affleck]Thats no joke. I just saw the coverage on FOX news via sheppo[/… Computer Joke Community Center Geeks' Lounge by vikonava Hehehe, heres some geeky joke for all programmers :D hope you like it, since I … Old Joke Community Center Geeks' Lounge by dcc … reading the thread here about basketball and remember an old joke about the Sacramento Kings and thought I would share it… Re: Old Joke Community Center Geeks' Lounge by socom(psp) lol i just remembered one too, do you guys remember when cobe bryan w/e his name is raped that girl well here the joke.... cobe doesnt play for the lakers he playes for the rapers lol Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by thunderstorm98 Hello all.....iam just starting this thread with a tech joke and i hope you all support and keep running this … Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by ndeniche there've been already like 3 or 4 joke threads... Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hbk619 I know, I don't get the joke.. where's God going to find a lawyer. Is that it? Oh wait, did he send them all to hell or something? Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by Lardmeister [quote=hbk619;427659]I know, I don't get the joke.. where's God going to find a lawyer. Is that it? Oh wait, did he send them all to hell or something?[/quote]By gosh you got it! Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by hbk619 [QUOTE]By gosh you got it! [/QUOTE] Wooohooo! I feel special XD and haha nice one on the last joke. Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by AustinK My favorite computer science / math joke. [QUOTE]Q: Why do computer scientists always confuse Halloween and Christmas? A: Because Oct 31 == Dec 25 [/QUOTE] Yes, it's terrible. Be happy if you don't get it. Re: Tech joke of the day ! Community Center Geeks' Lounge by thunderstorm98 Nice joke Allen...keep posting