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Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by Agilemind There are no one word jokes. Context, and set-up is important. The nigerian prince was … to you because someone else can't just insert jokes into your presentation, jokes create a little pause in the flow (so… Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by Anon19950393 … adults. That's the problem. I'm not best with jokes on this topic. Everybody knows that there are 10 types… don't know which easy-to-understand and on-topic jokes I could put onto presentation. Topics I have got are… Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by Agilemind … found playing on people's stereotypes rather than 'punchline' type jokes can be a good way to add humour to presentations… viruses. Lastly if you're not so good a thinking jokes up yourself is to use existing one-panel cartoons/comics… Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by vegaseat If you have a stuffy audience then humor, particularly forced humor, might go over like a lead balloon. Otherwise simply google for the category of jokes and pick some that fit. Programming language jokes 11 Years Ago by james.lu.75491856 Jokes related to code. For example: (Python/Pythoncard eample) Traceback (most … Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by vegaseat Messages on Benny Hill's Brick wall: Q: HOW DO YOU TELL AN IRISHMAN ON A COMPUTER DATE? A: HE'S LOOKING FOR SOMEWHERE TO PLUG IT IN Q: WHAT'S BLACK & BLUE AND FLOATS UPSIDE DOWN IN THE IRISH SEA? A: AN ENGLISHMAN WHO KEEPS TELLING IRISH JOKES Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by RikTelner Guys, this topic turned to "Unusual Facts" topic. Where are the jokes? Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by almostbob > Guys, this topic turned to "Unusual Facts" topic. Where are the jokes? Look in the mirror Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by Reverend Jim The problem with git jokes is everyone has their own version. Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by XP78USER LIITLE JOHNNY JOKES MIGHT BE OFFENSIVE Little April wasn't the best student … Re: Jokes 10 Years Ago by Reverend Jim … it be possible for us to limit ourselves to posting jokes that do not make fun of the imagined stupidity of… Re: Programming language jokes 11 Years Ago by ChrisHunter I hate to be the one to crack this probably hated jokes but brace yourselves... - There are only 10 types of people in the world... Those who do understand binary and those who don't. Re: Jokes n stuff - Post em here... 20 Years Ago by crunchie …. He's going through his usual run of stupid blond jokes, when a big blond woman in the fourth row stands…;I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blond jokes! What makes you think you can stereotype women that way… Demitri Martin Jokes 17 Years Ago by sk8ndestroy14 … have a picture in your comment.) If you have any jokes that relate to it then go ahead and post those… Re: Demitri Martin Jokes 17 Years Ago by Lardmeister Isn't he the one that used humorous drawings as visual aids for his jokes? Funny indeed! Yo momma jokes! 13 Years Ago by Sam367 I'm pretty bored right now. Anyone has some Yo momma jokes? I'll start first. -Yo momma so fat that her drivers licence picture say "picture continued on other side" :D Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by pritaeas > Topics I have got are DoS, BruteForce, Viruses and others, Phishing, Hacker At Work Please use the right phrase then, use "Cracking". [Hacking](http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/H/hacker.html) is not the term for breaking stuff, the media turned it's real meaning. Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by Anon19950393 I can't really anymore, I don't see button for "Edit". Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by pritaeas I meant in your presentation, not in your post ;) Re: Jokes for presentation about hacking/IT 10 Years Ago by Anon19950393 I get why McDonald's part is funny. But I don't get thing about Ebola, and "Nigerian prince". Jokes 11 Years Ago by Ancient Dragon A cat has 9 lives -- what has more than 9 lives? Answer: Frogs because they croak every night. (Duck Dynasty) Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by ddanbe Adam and Eve walk through paradise. Adam said to Eve, "Do you actually love me?", In which Eva replied: "Of course, who else?". Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by ddanbe What is the ultimate in automation? A stewardess who gets pregnant by the autopilot. Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by DavidB If you want a laugh, and don't mind some potty humour, some of the reviews on Amazon are pretty funny too. Here is a link I received from a member of the Pasadena IBM Users Group (PIBMUG) some time ago: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B000EVQWKC/?tag=PIBMUG-20 The Questions and Answers, and quotes, are funny, but I think the funniest content for this … Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by vmanes Microsoft Help Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by vegaseat These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So what'll it be?" The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdkCjfdLk jk3s d#f67howeU r89nvyowmc63Dz x7xvcu" "Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated." Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by vegaseat I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by vegaseat At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer: "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many of you would disembark immediately?" Among the ensuing forest … Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by Ancient Dragon Wife to husband: Do you rememember last month when two men tried to kidnap me? Husban: Yes, and an hour later they returned you with their apologies Wife: I only reasoned with them. (Diablo 3) Re: Jokes 11 Years Ago by Reverend Jim A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out. The physicist says, "The initial measurement was incorrect." The biologist says, "They must have reproduced." And the mathematician says, "…