Why do people feel that organic vegetables, fertilized with animal dung, are so much healthier?
sneekula 969 Nearly a Posting Maven
uniquestar 26 Posting Whiz in Training
Lots of us know it as a Jesus Phone (iPhone), but in Ireland do they know it as a BejasusPhone?
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
Wouldn't it be great if people could get to live suddenly as often as they die suddenly?
bloody_ninja -1 Junior Poster in Training
If 7 out of 8 people suffer from Diarrhea, does that mean mean 1 out of every 8 enjoy it?
bloody_ninja -1 Junior Poster in Training
Why are there locks on 7 11 convenience stores if it is supposed to be open 24/7 ?
sneekula 969 Nearly a Posting Maven
What do you call an infant llama?
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
If someone with multiple personalities robs a bank who is charged with the crime?
farooqaaa 48 Enthusiast
Are you stupid?
_____ I am stupid.
Put "Yes" or "No" in the above blank to answer :D.
sittas87 91 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
Are you stupid?
_____ I am stupid.
Put "Yes" or "No" in the above blank to answer :D.
Not that stupid....:icon_eek:
fuzzyduq 1 Light Poster
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Because the correct grammar is: a bra (singular) and a PAIR (plural) of panties. Note that pants/trousers are also plural for the same reason, a pair. Don't ask why a pair, that I don''t know.
a few questions:
does a tree falling in a deserted forest still make a noise as it hits the ground?
can you have a one handed clap? If so, what sound does it make?
fuzzyduq 1 Light Poster
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted and musicians denoted?
Does it then follow that politicians can be outlawed, or fruit farmers impeached?
fuzzyduq 1 Light Poster
Is it true that the key to happiness is a bad memory?
Is the opposite if a memory a forgettery?
ZZucker commented: Very good! +1
fuzzyduq 1 Light Poster
Is the zebra considered black or white?
More importantly, what did the zebra do to earn his stripes?
farooqaaa 48 Enthusiast
*Ignores the above question.
... How about a riddle? (its a question too):
If you take some away, the whole remains. If you take the whole away, still some remains.
Can you tell what is that?
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
Are European after drinking a lot of beer?
GrimJack 1,414 Posting Maven Featured Poster
The zebra is considered black (pigmented) with white (unpigmented) stripes.
Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso
If you had a lever long enough, could you really move the world?
GrimJack 1,414 Posting Maven Featured Poster
Why do people feel that organic vegetables, fertilized with animal dung, are so much healthier?
Why do people who eat vegetables fertilized with heavy metals are as healthy as animal dung??
600 companies from 44 different states sent 270 million pounds of toxic waste to farms and fertilizer companies across the country. The steel industry provided 30% of this waste. Used for its high levels of zinc, which is an essential nutrient for plant growth, steel industry wastes can include lead, arsenic, cadmium, chromium, nickel and dioxin, among other toxic substances. (1)
GrimJack 1,414 Posting Maven Featured Poster
If you had a lever long enough, could you really move the world?
Nah! you need a fulcrum for a lever to work -- hmm, maybe you could use the moon as the .... Nope, the moon would just move out of the way.
Hey! If you had a lever 1 light year long and you pushed on one end - how long would it take the other end to move?
~s.o.s~ 2,560 Failure as a human Team Colleague Featured Poster
Are all the people who have contributed to this thread sane enough for another one? ;-)
Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso
Will Homeland Security put Barack Obama on the passenger terrorist list because he visited Afghanistan?
GrimJack 1,414 Posting Maven Featured Poster
Will Homeland Security put Barack Obama on the passenger terrorist list because he visited Afghanistan?
Don't forget his middle name is Hussein - he should get on the list twice!
maydhyam 38 Posting Pro :)
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
uniquestar 26 Posting Whiz in Training
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Or do you wander around naked?
martin5211 37 Posting Whiz in Training
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Maybe, the clothes could be meaningless. We can keep an anthropormophic state or not.
ZZucker 342 Practically a Master Poster
- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
buried in for eternity?
Do you think those clothes will last for an eternity?
bloody_ninja -1 Junior Poster in Training
Do you think your body will last for eternity?
PhilAJ 0 Newbie Poster
Mayhave already been done - but too long a list to check....
1. What is another word for Thesaurus ?
2. Why is there only 1 Monopolies commission
and
3. What did the guy who invented the drawing board go back to - when the first version was wrong
Phil
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
Questions asked at the Grand Canyon National Park:
Did people build this, or did the Indians?
Where are the park exits?
Is the mule train air conditioned?
So where are the faces of the presidents?
How many Ping-Pong balls would it take to fill this up?
GrimJack 1,414 Posting Maven Featured Poster
Are all the people who have contributed to this thread sane enough for another one? ;-)
There are so many questions in that question but sure, it might be a good time to start again.
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