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List alphabetically ways to lose your job. :D

Ill start with A,next person do B,etc.........


A... ALLOW your friends to come to your work place and have their band practice..

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B: BRING your porn collection to work.

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D - DON'T bother to show up...for a week.

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E - ERASE all of the companies product code...

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F - FLush all your work down the toilet bowl

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G - Give your boss a call @ 1am and demand he give you access to the company safe so you can do the stuff "He isnt capable of doing",laugh in his ear,etc......

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H - Hack the boss computer and still on his bank information and money

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I - Ignore the workplace rules

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J - Juggle the boss clothes around, in order to have his clothes back, the boss will give you a year vacation. This is call lose work in ABC style. LOL

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K - Kneel on the boss's office carpet while you beg him not to fire you, but you want to confess that you were the one who put brooklax in his coffee!

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L - Laugh out loud at the boss pathetic situation

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V - Mix Viagra in boss Tea when he is alone with his Secretary. B-)

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N - Note what he is doing with his secratary and tell his wife

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O- Often mix his wife and GF calls ;)

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K - Kick your boss' ass and go to jail

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P- Put your right hand in his wife's dress, and put your left in his daughter's(or mistress's) panty.

commented: That's not funny, it's just sick and fkd up. +0
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Q- Questioning about salary hike and holidays list daily...

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R-Running around your employers home and burning his/her home :)

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