Posts by venomlash

There is no such thing as a psychic. Telekinesis has never been reliably demonstrated (i.e., it's hooey in my opinion), and mind-reading is an illusion; human beings just have a remarkable ability to read subconscious cues in body language that betray a person's thoughts.

"Some men are shallow jerks, some women are as well, and the best way to get through life is to not care so much about who you cannot get along with as about who you can befriend."
--Gabriel Shai Jacobs

Stick it in a computer at work or school and leave it for people to wonder about. Come back next week and see it's still there.

Make like the Mythbusters team would and fire it out of a flintlock rifle using TNT dust as gunpowder. :)

nav33n, nice tagline.

Veni, vidi, voops! I came, I saw, I tripped.

--John of Darwin Awards

How many Chelmites (fools) does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eight. One to screw in the new bulb, and seven to find some light to put in it.

How many imbeciles does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to hold the lightbulb and four to rotate him.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to do it and ten to say "I think Neal Peart would have handled that differently."