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I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it.

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Why do computer programmers confuse Halloween with Christmas?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

commented: The two Chinese AI I used couldn't understand this joke until I reminded them to calculate 31 in octal +0
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Electrical worker's joke:

Q. Why do the lines hum?
A. Because they don't know the words.

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those that know binary, and those that don't.

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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer and so on. After the 7th order the bartender pours 2 beers and says, "you fellas out to know your limits."

commented: haven't heard it , made me laugh +0
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Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, "Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?" Gödel replies, "We can't know that because we're inside the joke." Chomsky says, "Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong."

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I tried walking up a hill without a watch, but I had neither the time nor the inclination.

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There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors.

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