Let the anti-apple rant begin!!!!
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I hate Macs and i hate mac users too. I have always hated them for all my life. When try (and fail because im blinded by its stupid white and silver shinyness) to sit down to use a Mac, the first thing into my mind is, "Where the hell is the second mouse button!" and "I hate Macs!!"
I am also sick and tired of mac fanboys who pretend to like Macs not for thier looks but because they are in someway better. HOW CAN IT BE BETTER IF ITS ONLY GOT ONE DAMN MOUSE BUTTON AHHHHH!
You may have noticed the current Apple advertising campaign starring Mitchell and Webb (those random guys from peep show). I thaught to myself “ Apple has nothing better to do with its money than this?.” There ads must have been written by a 5 year old (average mac user hehehe)
In the ads, Webb plays a Mac while Mitchell plays a PC. Thats no surprise as Mitchell, who wears a nerdy suit is generally thaught of as the wierd one with no friends, while Webb, who wears casual wear is thaught of as the quirky yet cool psycopath. This is a another not-so-subtle subtle way of saying Macs are cool.
The adverts also make a big deal about PCs being associated with boring office tasks while Macs are associated with fun activities. HOW ARE MACS MORE FUN - YOU CAN HARDLY BUY ANY GOOD GAMES FOR THEM!!!!!
I also hate how we have to hear mac users going on about how great Apples products are and about how much they lovetheir iPods and how they are better than us and that thier systems just work. In one of the ads, the PC (Mitchell) has a virus that makes him sneeze and in another, he keeps crashing and having to be rebooted . This is apple's not so subtle way of saying PCs are more unreliable thatn macs.
Also, did you hear about when apple found out that iPods had a virus on them? Apple had the audacity to say that it was windows fault? How!!!
Also what is up with I everything!!!!!
iPod
iPhone
iTunes
iHateMacs!!!!
Mac users alwats convince me to get a Mac because you’ll never get a virus. LIES!!!! I use Windows and linux and I have never had a virus or any other malware on my any of my computers. And stop going on about how OSX is the most advanced system. Its not! Its worse than vista! I dont want to be treated like a retard!
I suppose that the choice of british comedians in the ads is a wise one as everyone knows them but its also a rather crap decision too as in Peep Show , Webb (the mac guy) plays a rather selfish, sex obsessed loser. So when i watched the ads, I thaught, "PC users may be boring but Mac users are selfish, smug and image obsessed" How true.
And yes, to any mac lovers out there, feel free to comment.
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