I am looking for a sane and sensible PHP framework. Every framework I've run into so far offers "an extensible architecture for developing, maintaining, and deploying applications" which is basically code for "a whole bunch of needlessly complicated BS I don't need".
Ultimately, I am looking for something that is going to present my MySQL database in some reasonable object-oriented fashion (getters,setters,commit/save methods,basic injection protection,etc) and then STAY OUT OF MY WAY. I don't want the next PHP implementation of HAL9000 that promises to write my app for me. A thin layer over my DB and ZERO else should not be too much to ask for? There must be something out there...
Any suggestions?