:evil: These three things are evil, and they are killing me. Can someone please help me?

Hi Nightwing, welcome to DaniWeb :)

I suggest you get the self-extracting version of HijackThis from here (in line 2):
http://www.malwareremoval.com/downloads.html

Close any open browser windows, 'Scan and Save Log' with hijackthis, copy the log and paste it here so we can see what you have running on your system.

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