Posts by almostbob

no, but destruction testing is just that,
so many programs fail obviously/stupidly/quickly
one that doesn't, while the developer says they are still working on it
and yet accomplishes what is promised,
is rare and deserves applause

Dunno,
have been destruction testing, attempting to break it
simulated stupid
didn't break
won't allow stupid
testing on a dev server

been playing with the project, trying to break it,
and have come to a better determination than advertising is crappy, your product does work, all power to ya

the sharing contains just the right amount of enthusiam, it got me to look and try it

party on dude

Why does the signature block of those asking these SE basic questions always include

Affordable Social Media and Search Engine Optimization SEO Services and Packages

when it is so obviously b̶u̶l̶l̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ , sorry, less than true

A short note about age
I have it

The modern definition of age
"I am so old I have to page down twice to find my birth year on date pickers"

I didn't adjust to 'tags' yet

the peter pan puns

Why is PeterPan flying
He neverlands
I love this joke, it never grows old
It has a nice hook
That doesn't make sense I'm lost boys
Beat Smee how you didn't get it

I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam idiots on eBay'.
That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet!...

I couldn't find that thing that peels the potatoes and carrots so I asked the kids if they had seen it.

Apparently she left me yesterday!!.

A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks,

"Will I be acquitted?"

@diafol:
his source/editor appears functional, the W3 validator picks a unicode fault thats hard to find, 'cause its not really there.

A priest is sitting with his monseignur chatting. “I used some horrible language this week and feel absolutely terrible about it,” the priest said.
“When did you use this awful language?” the monseignur asks.
Answered the priest: “Well, I was golfing and hit this fabulous drive that looked like it was going to go 280 yards, but it struck a phone line hanging over the fairway and fell straight down to the ground only 100 yards from the tee.”
“Is that when you cursed?”
“No, monseignur,” says the priest. “After that, a squirrel ran out of the bushes and grabbed my ball in its mouth and began to run away.”
“Is that when you swore?” asks the monseignur.
“Well, no,” says the priest. “As the squirrel was running, an eagle came down out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel in his talons and began to fly away!”
“Is that when you swore?” asks the amazed elder priest.
“No. As the eagle carried the squirrel away in its claws, it flew near the green and the squirrel dropped my ball.”
“Did you swear then?” asked monseignur, becoming impatient.
“No, because the ball fell on a big rock, bounced over the sand trap, rolled onto the green, and stopped about six inches from the hole.”
The two priests were silent for a moment.
Then monseignur sighed and said, “You missed the &!#&%#%! putt, didn’t you?”

What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
His partners.

<p>Enter the date: <input type="date" id="endBox" size='16'></p>

1. go to google, read "Google 101: How google crawls the web"
2. get Google webmaster tools account
3. follow Google instructions
4. ignore all other instructions
   google make the rules, google offer you correct personalised instructions for your web site
   why listen to us, when you can listen to them

google will paraphrase evelyn above "relavant keyword and content"

there are none
the algorithm is more closely guarded than gold
subscribe to google webmaster tool, and use instructions by google personalised to your site
google: because nobody else' opinions matter

what is the difference between a hippo and a zippo
one is very heavy
the other is a little lighter

many dbms arent optimal
example, a flat text database that has to be entirly read, and written, anytime a recordis added or edited
as Cereal wrote, the area of code around line 58,
but add the database schema (design) to see if the bottleneck is read/write time, the disk is always the slowest process

Well I guess can answer this now,
as pepsi has had a huge presence at the SB every year, and so has everyone else
that's a

even pepsi didn't follow pepsi's footsteps
20-20 hindsight :)

The solution to every problem

try wrappingthe cyriliic in <span lang='ru'>АБВГДЕЖЅ</span>

w3c declaring language

a sticky 'alt' key ?

whatever the primary language, a site must be readable, sensible, and fluent, in English
The OS is in english
The scripting is in English
SE read English better than other languages
English is the language of international trade, aviation, manufacturing, transport, marine
There is always an English mirror of a Chinese site, seldom a Chinese mirror if an English site.
Most multi-language speakers, speak something and English
Even if another language decides to develop its own technology, in another language, that would have to interface with the existing tech, in use currently, which means English
The English version need not be human readable, but it makes indexing quicker

Damn that sounds condescending, it isnt meant to be

The only thing that matters is what google says about buying links

the result is "removed from search responses"
It is a result; probably not the result you want
If you think that links back from a useless site that google knows only exists to fake links, are worth never being in google yahoo ask, or any other SE, after about 2 weeks, go for it

R.T.F.M. << read the friendly manual <<

Google have 80%+ of all search traffic: Google make the rules: Everone else follows along: Get a google webmaster account and follow the instructions
As written previously, buying links was something that

worked well for a while

worked: past tense; Fred assumed (Hi Fred) everyone would understand, that it doesnt work now

My wife packed my bags today after finding out that I had a one night stand with another woman.
"Go!" she screamed.
"Please can we just talk about it first?"
"Go on, I'm listening."
I sat down and began, "It was the most amazing experience of my entire life."

At the college, male & female students were told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'

Females wrote : When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and that they respect each other very much, then, it is spiritually and morally acceptable to the society that they both engage themselves in the act of physical sex with one another.

Men wrote : 'I love sex.'

My wife says she thinks we should sleep in separate beds.
I've chosen Karen, at number 23

Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course.
Mac putted out and walked back to the cart.
As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his pants. He had just sat on a bee and got a nasty sting and desperately asked his partner to get the stinger out.
The scene of a man kneeling next to to his playing partner’s bare rear end, was too much for the group playing behind the twosome.
The group raced up to the two golfers and asked a single question: “What was the bet?”

the record number in the database IS a serial number,

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to a major crossroad. The stop light was red, but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another major junction and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At the next junction, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!"

Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh! Am I driving?"

four religious truths:
1. - Muslims do not recognize other religions.
2. - Jews do not recognize Christ.
3. - Protestants do not recognize the Pope.
4. - Mormon's do not recognize each other at Hooters or the Liquor Store.

The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."
The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."
The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."
The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"
The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."

A Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year.
This is upsetting news to me. I had no idea I was Japanese.

Two old men had been best friends for years, and they both live to their early 90's, when one of them suddenly falls deathly ill.
His friend comes to visit him on his deathbed, and they're reminiscing about their long friendship, when the dying man's friend asks, "Listen, when you die, do me a favor. I want to know if there's baseball in heaven."
The dying man said, "We've been friends for years, this I'll do for you."
And then he dies.
A couple days later, his surviving friend is sleeping when he hears his friend's voice.
The voice says,
"I've got some good news and some bad news.
The good news is that there's baseball in heaven.
The bad news You're pitching on Wednesday."

One day, long, long ago, there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch.
But it was a long time ago, and it was just that one day.

Major obvious error, and was pleased to receive this notification, on the bottom of the board, under the correction "they piled up the non-functioning braincells in the room, it was just like you"
Whoever did it, gets immediate extra credit

The young gentleman presented today,
with video of himself making the correction, did not req extra credit, graduated summa cum laude,
just wanted my voiceover to the video
some days are good

ticket tracking applications, may use barcodes, line or the 2d phone ones
the barcode could be sent embedded as bas64, to ensure no cached version of the barcode, always the same name and size, is used
check
data:text/plain;base64,
data:image/png;base64,
data:image/jpeg;base64,
data:image/gif;base64,

I think I know:
how to decrypt it,
how it is seeded,
what algorithm is used,
what the software is
who wrote it
that they are really pissed,
I forwarded a link to this thread

you should pay the license fee, its cheaper than the legals

get a google webmaster tools acount
submit the site to it
and fix everything google says is wrong

submit the site to the w3c html and css validators and fix everything w3c says is wrong

anything anyone else says is insignificant

those errors are fixed, then bother about the less important things, mentioned above, and deprecated from search engine priority for years

just loving it

You advertise in your signature

and ask this question, proving bullshi
the google algorithm is able to determine web services perfectly, that is what they do
that is what you pretend you do and fail at

a "web developer's" own site has to be perfect,
every one of your potential clients has access to SEO tools, the first thing any will do is examine what you produce, Your Initial Contact, Your Gold Standard, the best you can do:: Your home page
Google 'how do I tell if my web designer is any good'
When it fails, you fail

115 css files too many and dont validate
15 javascripts too many and dont validate
a mix of html5 xhtml html4 it won't validate
animations? its a business not a kindergarten

go away, learn something about that which you pretend to offer as a service, correct the errors, and things may improve

don't know who -1 ed hericles reply,
whoever did is a jackass,

If you need to ask this, you do not have the skillset to do this. <<whatabitch<<
I'm having a good day, don't be stressed, asking the q is how you get theskillset

take time, to work out what features and support your desired site requires, and add those to your question
"file repository" would be a better search term than "file sharing" filehippo et al are repositories

jyraphe works for me

edit the h1 tag to include part of the product name or page number, using the values from the sql

Google: link submission sites are penalised
yes they promise results
delisted from search responses is a result
they do not promise good results
How often: ZERO

Open a google webmaster tools account and follow the correct instructions personalised by google to your site

Monk : the "R"
A young monk arrives at the monastery, assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.
He notices, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. The new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up!
That error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
The abbot, says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the basement,
the sub basement,
the catacombs,
into dark caves underneath the monastery
where the original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault hewn from solid rock,
that hasn't been opened for hundreds of years.
Hours go by and nobody sees the old abbot.
So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees the abbot banging his head against the wall and wailing.
We missed the R !
We missed the R !
We missed the R !
His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"
With a choking voice, the old abbot replies,
"The word was... celebrate …

easier to use than tempura batter

A short thread on some replies to rude questioners

What course is this homework for ?
better $unique = asort(array_unique($numbers));

thoughts for the thread starter

I know its old, but, it popped in "Articles recomended for me" so I looked at it

Now that the display errors are repaired
You might like to consider
1. Html5 not xhtml , easier, less extraneous crap
2. Replacing mysql with mysqli, or PDO ; mysql is deprecated(1) and a little dangerous

(1.) Deprecated: adjective, :: will cease to function in the near future with catastrophic results for the user and humor for everyone else