Or say to her: "You make my system core dump."
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
jingda commented: lol +0
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
u know u r a geek when :
1.you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.
2.you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.
3.when asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.
jingda commented: Override down vote +0
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.
katmai539 commented: This one made me laugh. +0
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for omitting the "else" clause.
Maybe you could consider divorce as break statement or exit statement, then else would not be needed :)
wenbnet commented: lol +0
Swordstech
You're a geek if you have an anti-virus and you try to delete a virus through cmd.
skilly commented: made me lol, but don't really know why anybody would do that... +0
bumsfeld 413 Nearly a Posting Virtuoso
When your girlfriend thinks you are one computer genius.
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
You know you're a geek when most of the power bill is because of your computers.
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
... you think that the usual spectator sports are rather boring.
AurosGamma 0 Newbie Poster
I know i'm a geek when:
1- I use the term "geek" instead of "nerd"
2- When i'm at the super market i want to use CTRL+F to find something, but i cant.
3- I solve my computer/programing problems when i'm in the shower, always worked for me.
Greetings
BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster
...if I mention "Achilles and the Tortoise", you immediately think "Ant Fugue".
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
I do have the "Gödel, Escher, Bach..." in my book shelf but I would think assuming opposite of the statement BitBlt is too much.
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
You've bought one of those license plate holders on which you can have your URL or E-Mail address embossed.
HiHe 174 Junior Poster
... you can think of 20 words that rhyme with geek.
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
Salem 5,248 Posting Sage
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
skatamatic 371 Practically a Posting Shark
When you start writing scripts that write other scripts to solve a problem that you can't even remember anymore.
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
hotmatrixx 21 Posting Whiz
You have "Sent from my..." in the signature of all your emails - and you think it is cool!
skilly commented: 1 bad apple.... +0
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
You wear T-shirts with Star Wars, Stark Trek or any computer-related visuals on them
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
You don't hand in final papers unless they've been formatted on a desktop publishing program.
MooGeek 16 Posting Whiz
You end your sentence like this;
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
"when you read only the last few post in this thread (skip the rest) and post."
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
a.oprea 0 Junior Poster in Training
When you start learning about all kind of things without any particular reason
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
Netcode 33 Veteran Poster
> You know you are a geek when ....
You post "You know you are a geek when ...." threads :)
And also reply to "You know you are a geek when ...." threads ;)
.........when you solve a thread
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
.........when you solve a thread
Unfortunately not in Daniweb as you "solve" the thread in statistic points if you wrote any message to thread not your own before it was marked solved.
If you explained a solution to OP, and (s)he understood, then you are geek. (If you made OP to find it "himself", you are guru ;) )
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
Netcode 33 Veteran Poster
Unfortunately not in Daniweb as you "solve" the thread in statistic points if you wrote any message to thread not your own before it was marked solved.
If you explained a solution to OP, and (s)he understood, then you are geek. (If you made OP to find it "himself", you are guru ;) )
i see
iAssistant 0 Light Poster
When you laugh saying LOL
skilly commented: 1 bad apple.... +0
darkagn 315 Veteran Poster Featured Poster
> You know you are a geek when ....
You can relate to each of the characters in The Big Bang Theory or The IT Crowd... and these are the only TV shows you watch.
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
skilly 23 Posting Whiz in Training
you stink from BO after the slightest bit of exercise
alwaysLearning0 39 Junior Poster
When you read almost every reply of this thread and try to match which one you are..
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
skilly 23 Posting Whiz in Training
you rate me down in such a ridiculous thread and too scared to confront me
<<snip>>
debasisdas commented: out is the way to go. +0
alwaysLearning0 commented: it supposed to be for fun.. +0
skilly 23 Posting Whiz in Training
i know i'm a geek because i let one little down-vote cause me to go crazy!
sorry about the '1 bad apple' down votes to you all, perhaps someone has the time to offset these reps by up-voting and putting '1 good apple' for a comment on each?
it would be good karma
Ezzaral commented: Perhaps you just need another down vote. +0
debasisdas commented: no excuse for bad karma +0
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