... this is your favorite pickup line:
"Hey sweets, does this rag smell like chloroform? "
sneekula 969 Nearly a Posting Maven
skilly commented: 1 bad apple... +0
TrustyTony commented: Interesting one. +0
Salem 5,248 Posting Sage
> You know you are a geek when ....
You post "You know you are a geek when ...." threads :)
And also reply to "You know you are a geek when ...." threads ;)
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
... you wear black rimmed glasses that have been taped with white hospital tape, and your shirt has a pocket protector with about twenty pens sticking out of it.
The perfect stereotype! :)
vedro-compota commented: +++++++++++ +0
sergent 52 Posting Pro
When you are a member of DaniWeb.
PHIPH -10 Newbie Poster
if u can do some good coding then u are beginning to be...
skilly 23 Posting Whiz in Training
you say jokes about technology like;
'that router is so old, its ip address is 1'
sergent commented: Hey, thats not that geeky! I make this kinds of jokes all the time! +0
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
... you shout 'F1' instead of 'help'
skilly commented: funny +0
katmai539 62 Junior Poster in Training
you write /dev/null instead of 'toilet'.
marietta_kan 0 Newbie Poster
you take your computer to the bathroom or even worse... your bathroom to your computer
Ene Uran 638 Posting Virtuoso
When the people you date are all virtual.
Thropian 3 Junior Poster in Training
you watch Sci-Fi movies to laugh at the lack of physics (I do this every Friday)
alyssarealubit 0 Newbie Poster
when you always have a thick book with you, braces on your teeth, zits all over your face, a big round weird eyeglasses, and most especially, when you use long termed words like saying "Mono Sodium Glutamate" instead of MSG or Sodium Chloride instead of salt.
Salem commented: You're no geek, you're just some driveby shrub with spam links +0
vegaseat 1,735 DaniWeb's Hypocrite Team Colleague
You know what the result of 6+2x10 is.
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
..when you start to write an algorithm for it if people are asking where you are going for holidays mumbling: hhmhh.. NP-hard....
ilovec++ 8 Junior Poster in Training
...when you start writing verses like "Roses are #FF0000 , Violets are #0000FF , All my base belongs to you"!
Salem commented: lol +0
Lardmeister 461 Posting Virtuoso
... you write programs in C
Speedo12 0 Light Poster
:)) When your neighbors don't see you for some weeks and then they ask you if you we're gone in a holiday.
hotmatrixx 21 Posting Whiz
When you are a member of DaniWeb.
When You Start Solving Posts on DaniWeb.
sergent commented: lol +0
hotmatrixx 21 Posting Whiz
You know what the result of 6+2x10 is.
26.
oh, crap. I am a geek.
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
20x + 6, oh I though I was geek but maybe I am only typograph.
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
when we call shut down your cellphone instead of switch off.(this happens with me lot of time).
m4ster_r0shi 142 Posting Whiz in Training
... you laugh with things like "Chuck Norris can dereference a void pointer." or "In Soviet Russia, functions call you."
sergent commented: :( I do it all the time +0
hotmatrixx 21 Posting Whiz
... you laugh with things like "Chuck Norris can dereference a void pointer." or "In Soviet Russia, functions call you."
OK, you really are a geek :)
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
Salem 5,248 Posting Sage
TrustyTony 888 ex-Moderator Team Colleague Featured Poster
> Somebody asks you about your address, you give them: 192.12.0.140
Surely you mean it is 127.0.0.1
The asker better share same computer if those is your answer.
Maybe: .. if you see 127.0.0.1 and you pronounce it localhost.
BitBlt 452 Practically a Master Poster Featured Poster
...you are still in mourning over the cancellation of "Firefly".
wenbnet 9 Practically a Posting Shark
you know u r a geek when u call your girl friend Linux.
jingda 135 Industrious Poster Featured Poster
Or call her Apple. lol
Aramant Coral commented: HEY APPLE!! XD KNIFE. +0
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