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good night ipad

Yo mama is so poor that I went through her front door and ended up in the back yard.

I said that one...

Yo mama is so hairy, big foot takes pictures of her.

Yo momma is so poor, that i walked into her front door, i fell out the back

Yo momma is so ugly, her doctor is a vet.

yo momma is so short, you can see her feet in her driver's license

Yo momma is so stupid she starved in a grocery store.

I ban you for banning him who banned him who banned him who banned him who banned him... who bannned him!

"It was the best of times. It was the worst of times. I'm not reading 387 pages if he can't make up his mind in the first sentence!" -Dr. Dick Solomon, 3rd Rock from the Sun

I was about to use the actual quote from Dickens.... good one though.

Yo momma is so ugly, her momma had to get drunk to breast feed her...

I was delayed I guess. I only learned one song. But if you give me a recorder I can still play it. Lol

Mine would be full of spit...

i'm not prefessional web-designer couln't be here if i was

He wasn't giving you professional advice nor was he giving you anything very hard. He was giving you elementary but helpful advice that most beginners should understand.

@media only screen declare the size of screen right ???

Here, this should help you understand @medias a little better: http://www.w3schools.com/css/css_mediatypes.asp

I once thought we had school on a friday... i was standing in school for an hour, not realizing there was no school because of a holiday

And that was yesterday...

Welcome to Daniweb!

@Happygeek, probably the best one so far :D

I am not seeing anything going on, at least not on your site.

Yo momma so ugly, that when she died, the Devil wouldn't let her in because he didn't want to scare the demons.

I used to use that one when i was in middle school... unfortunately, no one uses those jokes in high school ;)

Or...

Yo momma is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale, buzz lightyear came out and said, "To infinity and beyond!"

Or one of my favorites:

Yo momma is so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said no professionals.

I don't know if its me, but I don't think you should use a black background with the yellow text. It doesn't go well with the rest of the site.

You should use the grey you use in the footer or in the body of the web pages with a purple font that you use for the links.

@AD, weren't you using something like this 30 years ago?

Sorry, i just had to say that ;D

Mine was "password" :D

Welcome!

Pardon my curiosity, but where did you hear about us from? :)

Probably from when i spammed stackoverflow... either that or she probably saw an ad... or her colleague told her

Really Sue... you had to bring up w3schools like the last few dozen people...

How about these:
http://mobilewebrockstar.com/free-html-editor/

How about something like this to convert your png's into ico's:

http://www.convertico.com

That is not true... our football team won our third varsity game of the season (out of 3 games) with me making 2 touch downs ;) (i got back 10 minutes ago...)

@Jim, Fox News is just full of racist republicans, so of course they bash down on him.

@iamthwee, if you want to watch the keynote for the apple conference, go to there website, it is on the homepage. but here is the link for it: http://www.apple.com/apple-events/september-2013/

There are many, many sites that are better than w3schools. w3schools is a good site to get an idea on what each language does, but it really doesn't expand after that. Sites that can do good for you be sites like lynda.com and so on... I tend to prefer to just Google, but at some point, you need a specific site.

Nothing better than a woman's bum!

How about now? You still think that's the best, lol? :D

If you considering a dog that is like a lab, why not get a Newfoundland? those are nice dogs that are very loving and sweet (good with kids). or how about a border collie, they shed a little bit but are extremely smart and beautiful dogs.

we only have 14 cats and three dogs, bit short on dogs, need another one, all were spca rescue animals

Only 14 cats and 3 dogs.... Wow, that must be hard to care of. And you are still looking for more dogs!

I am guessing they all live outside... boy, you sound like you visit your petstore a lot for their foods and equipment...

@Jim, if you were wondering what one of my dogs looks like (sleeping), here you go (the havenese, he has gotten a haircut this morning by a groomer):

I lol'ed at the Meth lab. Anyways... if you were to get a dog, i'd prefer you get a dog that does not shed that much, is easy to train, is adorable looking, etc.

Python is a programming language... have you ever visited there site lately? No wait, your a spammer asking a question that has been answered (same EXACT question) on other sites and is marketting a turkish cosmetic surgery website by providing a page not found link...?

Interesting....

**For question 1: my first question is what is the difference between java and JavaScript and where each one is used.
**
The JavaScript programming language, developed by Netscape, Inc., is not part of the Java platform.
JavaScript, does not create applets or stand-alone applications. In its most common form today, JavaScript resides inside HTML documents, and can provide levels of interactivity to web pages that are not achievable with simple HTML.
Some key differences are: Java is an OOP programming language while Java Script is an OOP scripting language. Java creates applications that run in a virtual machine or browser while JavaScript code is run on a browser only. Java code needs to be compiled while JavaScript code are all in text. They require different plug-ins.

For question 2: what is the difference between C and C++ and which one is better to learn for small programs and games
http://stackoverflow.com/questions/3027177/what-are-the-differences-between-c-and-c (i liked his example that was provided :D). Here is another source: http://www.cprogramming.com/tutorial/c-vs-c++.html
When building games, I believe C++ is more commonly used (don't take my word for it, i am not a game developer).

Question 3: how long would it take me to learn all these 4 if by my self and I'm I too old to start now ?
Age plays a key role in programming. For example, the younger you are, the quicker you can learn things but when you are older, programming becomes harder …

@iamthwee, why are you pointing out what a pathological liar is?

Same here...

(Why do I always have to do the hard ones? :P)

You just happen to be the one that is best at this ;)

Nomenclature: "No old man, ever created law at the union.... right, elderly?"

Haha... another fail of mine coming up with an acronym :/

Ketsuekiame

Sheesh - Stuugie has eaten eels, says he. (sorry stuugie if you don't like eels)

xyloid :)

crazy - crazy republicans are zeals... yuck.

Xerox

Today I am going to show you how to create a C project in Visual Studios.

Step 1. Launch Visual Studios and select Visual C++ in the start window. In the Visual C++ section, click on Win32 Console Application. Give your project a name and click submit.

Step 2. A new window should pop out and it should be called Win32 Application Wizard. Click next on the window (not finsish). In the next page, click on Console Application and uncheck the Precompiled Header. Then click finish.

Step 3. You should now see a little bit of code on the screen (that is good). Go to the solution explorer and find the source file menu. Right click on it and add a new item. Now select the C++ file and name it whatever you want but make sure it is a .c not a ** .cpp**.

Final. Now you can start writing C in visual studios...

I hoped this helped some of you guys.

Google is always a great place for a software developer but Google isn't the only place in becomming a great software developer. There are many big companies out there that pay higher but lets be honest here, everyone knows google... even the people in China who use Baidu know Google very well.

Anyways... Working for Google will be great, espicially if you have finished your studies.

Indigestion: i noticed dogs in Germany eat smelly things, I only noticed...

Wozniak

Why not read this?
http://wedding.theknot.com/getting-engaged/marriage-proposals/articles/50-romantic-ways-to-propose.aspx

i prefer you get an idea from here:

http://www.oddee.com/item_96708.aspx

I also never thought that I would ever see a post about proposals on this site...

Difficult is for fat incompetent children ultimately learning trades.

That was hard....

Programming

Congrats Jorge! I am surprised how long it took for them to promote you to a mod! I am normally used to thinking of you as a mod... so.... yeah.

But anyways Congrats!

To be a great web designer, you should have a background in web development too. It would be disappointing of someone to refuse a job paying a few thousand dollars for 1 - 2 days of work just because they don't know CSS.

I would say stick to your current job and practice your web design/development skills, try your best to ignore people's "advise" (your colleagues) because they normally try to scare so you don't compete with them (i do that, so i know how it works ;)). Once you are ready to share your practices for income, "ditch" your old job and start doing your web design and development business.

JorgeM brings a good example of how to learn your development. I may add that if you want to create templates, you can try putting photoshop before html/html5... i don't know, maybe that will help you learn a bit better.

@JorgeM, i didn't even notice you... due to your new avatar ;) btw, when did you become a mod? I must have missed a lot in my 2 month absense...

I don't know if it is me but i enjoy the new layout. It seems very unique and quite modern.

Another great change to this site :)

I don't know why but this site now reminds me of a purple microsoft site...

@iamthwee, you bring some very good points.

Believe me, this is far far more important to them then dating a Brad Pitt lookalike.

I am sure any girl would go crazy for a brad pitt lookalike.... just saying.

@AHarrisGsy, i thought it is possible to do this with php, just would be more complicated? but yes, javascript is a better choice.

I found this resource, i believe it might help you. http://stackoverflow.com/questions/5878562/how-to-print-a-web-page

Also for the headsup, i think it would be better if you did it in Javascript rather than php.

you can easily fix that by using the percentage %. Let's say that the background div has an id of 'context', then the css would contain:
context:{width:100%};
if you don't want to complicate your self by opening the css file and save and refresh. Use the firebug plugin on firefox or use the inspect element of google chrome browser so you can preview changes directly on the browser without affecting your files. When you're ok with the width, apply the changes to your files.
Good luck

Thanks for being more clear on what I said. I hope it helps the OP out a bit more!